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Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever. Did somebody say Love doesn't last forever? Most likely that person has a failed love marriage or just no luck in relationships. Some people are joking about herpes, but it is just sad, and it is something that lasts for lifelong. How does Herpes Spread? Just as a girl spreads her legs, it's during that fun
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?" (Lol) This almost sounds like a true story. I wonder if elephants really think that way. Most likely not as most guys that take care of them are wearing pants and are not naked. In fact, I've never really heard of a guy who takes care of an elephant in
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Lol, I kind of want to eat that ice cream right now. There used to be this version of it that was dark chocolate on the outside with chocolate in the inside. However, as I'm going to the store, I'm not seeing that version of it anywhere. This is really sad to me because I just
Q. What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Ever wonder what a Rubik's Cube is? It is those square puzzle toys that you keep rotate them around until you match the same colors in all of the sides. Sometimes, they come in a unique form which is pictures and not colors. Regardless of what
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and
"To be a beneficial presence in the world, cultivate a conscious awareness of your unity with Spirit. Expect good in your own life. Desire good for all others as well. See and affirm abundant blessings of peace, health, and plenty for everyone. Align your thoughts with peace and happiness, and realize that these qualities are your true nature." - Kathy Juline It sure seems like it's part of nature,
"Anyone can heal who believes that he can and will take the time to put that belief into motion." - Ernest Holmes I guess that yes, I can relate to Ernest and say that it sounds right. When we believe into something we put our thoughts and emotions into it which relates to fate in a way. However, there are some circumstances where healing doesn't really matter with the
"I lift up my eyes to the mountains- where does my help come from? My help comes from the Lord, the Maker of heaven and earth." – Psalm 121:1-2 NIV I always wondered how the Mountains were made and I feel like it's designed by God. Every time I come across a mountain, I always wonder about why it was made. There is a reason why mountains are made
"Whoever guards his mouth preserves his life; he who opens wide his lips comes to ruin." - Proverbs 13:3 ESV A lot of time we may want to curse at people, and it's those times when we should think twice. Instead of cursing or having foul words out of our mouths we should guard it. It is better to feel safe about guarding and saying the right words, than
"The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word." Well, there seems like nothing wrong with spreading the legs a little here and there. I mean what is worse than not spreading the legs is having the man to try to do all of the work. As it comes to sex, many people have it wrong. Some women think that the
"You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache." Whatever pickup line this is it almost doesn't sound like one. It's like a saying where it might accidentally come out during a conversation while eating ice-cream or bakery. This said, I am now craving ice-cream and in my mind I have coffee ice-cream that is just calling my name. Lately, I've been eating so much bakery that I'm
Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. Well, maybe you should have just not have fallen. What a cheesy line and again just like most pick-up lines it is just too childish. I'm not sure what mature man would say something like this. Most likely it is a middle school or high school student just goofing around. Band Aid Come to
Was your dad a baker? because you’ve got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen. This is actually an okay pickup line and I'm only saying that because I love to eat bread. Because I love bread, I eat it almost daily and feel very satisfied with it. Set of Buns Ever go to the store and see a woman with the nicest set of buns. Sometimes those
"I have three precious things which I hold fast and prize. The first is gentleness; the second is frugality; the third is humility, which keeps me from putting myself before others. Be gentle and you can be bold; be frugal and you can be generous; avoid putting yourself before others and you can become a leader among men." - Lao Tzu Completely said and done by Lao Tzu and
"In a gentle way, you can shake the world." - Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi It's kind of sad how everything may seem right than out of nowhere there is an Earthquake that shakes the world apart. Something keeps bringing me to the same thought that God is doing it on purpose for whatever reason it has in its mind. Same with the dinosaurs and they once ruled the Earth and
"Who forces time is pushed back by time, who yields to time finds time on his side." - The Talmud Well, when it comes to time one thing is for sure that it's just a ticking clock that keeps ticking and there is no going back. Every tick just brings us closer to the future and then with just a blink of an eye we realize twenty years has
"Appreciation is the highest form of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts." - Alan Cohen This is absolutely true and that we need to appreciate everything that we are going through. For whatever you are going through, there is always someone else going through the same thing. If you have problems like depression or anxiety, well guess what?
"The struggle ends when the gratitude begins." - Neale Donald Walsch I like to say everything becomes a memory at the end of the day. Struggle or not, gratitude or not, it all ends with just a memory. Therefore, nothing really matters right or wrong. However, that is wrong. What is done that is wrong will be judged and taken responsible for. Same with what is good which it
When Lamech had lived 182 years, he had a son. He named him Noah and said, “He will comfort us in the labor and painful toil of our hands caused by the ground the Lord has cursed.” - Genesis 5:28-29 The oldest person that I know who lived the longest is Kane Tanaka. She was born on January 2nd of 1903 and has passed away on April 19th of
Person: Your gay You: I'm straighter than that pole your mom dances on Well, for first of all I want to mention that I'm just watching too many movies where a woman is dancing on the pole and the pole ends up falling apart where the woman ends up falling down. Therefore, if you have a pole, just make sure it is very tight and it can hold in
me: I have an imaginary girlfriend. therapist: You can do better than that. me: I know, it's just... therapist: I was talking to her. In most cases, an imaginary girlfriend is probably way better than the real one. (Lol) Sometimes, things just aren't the way they are meant to be in the imagination. For example, you are thinking of this perfect woman, and you end up with the opposite.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? LOL, this may sound good at first but after you heard it before it just sounds childish. However, for the first time it may be very fooling and very charming at the same time. I think this would sound more not like a pickup line if it was like this: "You had a great body,
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants If the woman is hairless and looking good than she may just be down with it. If she is not, then she probably didn't maintain her private area for that time being. (LOL, JK) It just depends on what type of a woman it is and if she is down she would just be
Are your feet tired? cuz you've been running through my mind all day. This is one that brings to my attention about running. Well, as many people would think so that running is really healthy for you. However, many doctors claim that running is not good for you and that it can be more damaging than you may think. One for the most obvious is that it can be
Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? This is another cheesy and stupid pickup line, but for a middle schooler it might just work. Breakups What this get me to think about is if you should change your phone number after a breakup. Sure, as much of a pickup line this may be, but it is clear that breakups come after the relationship. Therefore, if you
