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"By steadfast love and faithfulness iniquity is atoned for, and by the fear of the Lord one turns away from evil." - Proverbs 16:6 ESV The problem of the world is that I think we are in the evil planet. I know it seems hard to say it like that, but I feel like the reason why we are here is because we possibly are evil. Which means we
"But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. That person should not expect to receive anything from the Lord. Such a person is double-minded and unstable in all they do." - James 1:6-8 As I was watching this movie today called, "Saving Private Ryan." This movie came out in the
What has to be broken before you can use it? answers: Egg. Has anyone tried dinosaur eggs? I wish I was alive during the dinosaur era just so I could taste what it would taste to eat a dinosaur egg. Well, hoping that they don't eat me, but when it comes to dinosaurs there is more to think about than we know. For example, ever wonder why there was
Little Johnny takes health class: Little Johnny: Why are there vagina doctors, but no penis doctors? Teacher: Because penises aren't that complex. Actually, there are both doctors and they are combined into one. I think it is a urinary doctor that manages both the guys and girls urinary health problems. You might just wonder now that these problems do arise which is why it's important to take care of
"In peace I will both lie down and sleep; for you alone, O Lord, make me dwell in safety." - Psalms 4:8 ESV For some reason this is reminding me of Kobe Bryant as he played pro basketball for Los Angeles Lakers. After 20 years of sacrifice in the game, his life was taken away in a tragic helicopter crash. All his hard work lives today and forever as
"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go." - Joshua 1:9 ESV What I'm thinking is that why isn't he there during the bad times to help us get through it? Well, maybe the answer is simple as he needs us to establish our own destiny, but he
"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most-High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty." - Psalms 91:1 ESV One thing that is grabbing my attention is people living in the shadow. Many people hide from things and just appear to keep going on that way without coming out of the bubble. For example, many people who are afraid of doing something, they just keep avoiding it.
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ''Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?'' The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, ''Is this it?'' ''No,'' was the
"Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! According to his great mercy, he has caused us to be born again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead" - 1 Peter 1:3 ESV Something is telling me in the back of my mind that we have probably been born before and are back now. For example, maybe in my previous
"He was despised and rejected by men, a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief; and as one from whom men hide their faces he was despised, and we esteemed him not." - Isaiah 53:3 ESV It's kind of hard to just imagine how and what took place during 2022 years ago when Jesus was send to Us. He was brought to Earth as a human form but was
Yō mammas so fat she got baptized in SeaWorld. In a way this is funny, however in realistic form it just doesn't make sense. I mean I'm sure SeaWorld won't have any baptizing service for an individual, LOL. However, I wonder if the whales have their own way of being baptized or they don't know or are aware of it. In so many ways, animals are beyond clever than
Yō momma so fat she ordered for a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean. LOL, this is actually a good one, also an impossible one which is what makes it a good one. It brings me to thoughts of having some sort of a blanket that floats and taking a cruise along the beach. This would be really fun and a dangerous one as a
Yō mamma is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven. LOL, what a nice joke, but of course there really is no stairway to heaven. The stairway is in our thoughts and possibly it is a bridge or mountain to reach high to the heavens, JK. It is something that we just don't know as we are designed to not know. That is just the way God designed
A man goes to see a wizard and says, "Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?" "Maybe" says the wizard, "Can remember the exact words of the curse?" The man replies, "I pronounce you man and wife." This is pretty much a true story, once you get married there is no turning back. Sure, you can do all the paperwork and get a
Wife: I think the vacuum's broken. It's not sucking. Me: It must've gotten married while we were out. LOL, this is when the physical love starts getting boring and boring, right after marriage. Normally, making love is a fun task, but for some reason at some point the love starts to fall apart as marriage continues. Why? Well, in short, it's because there are just so many conditions that
"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. And those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires." - Galatians 5:22-24 What I want to mention is that sometimes for what we love we need to sacrifice. For example, let's say you are so happy to watch your
Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either. To break it down, basically a blonde guy was trying to stick it in the belly instead of the vagina. This is just how blondes are as they don't know any better. Or maybe just the blonde guy has a tiny one that confused the bellybutton with the vagina. LOL, stupid joke but you would be
"And above all this put-on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony. And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body. And be thankful." - Colossians 3:14-15 Love is a feeling of desire which feels good in all aspects of life. Those who have a good life, usually love how they are living. This type of love is
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk. "Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!" What an idiot, LOL. I bet she never seen milk
What word is the same upside down and backwards? Swims. Well, what this means is that if you flip the words upside down and read it again, it will say "swims." This is really not a joke, but something clever. In a way, it could count as a joke as you are turning the words upside down. Realistically, you just never flip them around, but for this to work
"For we know that the whole creation has been groaning together in the pains of childbirth until now. And not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait eagerly for adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies. For in this hope, we were saved. Now hope that is seen is not hope. For who hopes for what
Chuck peed in a cars gas tank that car is now known as Optimus Prime. I almost feel like this is the Red Bull commercial, LOL. No wonder there are transformers, it's because of Chuck Norris. I guess Optimus Prime is real and it exists, or should i say Chuck is Real? LOL, if you are unaware of chuck, it is the karate star Chuck Norris, also movie star.
Her: "what's your zodiac sign?" Him: "dinosaur" Her: "but that one doesn't even exist" Him: "none of them exist" Technically, this is absolutely true as in a realistic form none of them really do exist. I mean how do they even exist? The only way they exist is because someone created them. The question to ask: who is that person who created them? How does that person really know?
Girls under 18 are like math problems. they are best if done in your head. LOL, maybe they are just better when they are done in your head throughout all their life span. As they get older, they are nothing but a headache, almost as if there is no good in it. It's almost as if it's a punishment for men and something we all have to deal with
Starbucks really isn’t that expensive compared to what Victoria’s Secret charges per cup. Of course, they are talking about different types of cups here, but both are pretty expensive. I wish Starbucks was a bit healthier and that they had more healthier options available. Their entire food items are microwaved and that kills the purpose of healthy foods. I mean if you are going to serve food or bakery,
