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"The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude" - Voltaire As today is October 31st all I want to say is Happy Halloween! This is my favorite holiday of the year and because it is out of the ordinary. I mean what other day would people wear custom masks and walk outside going trick-or-treating? What a fun and cand eating holiday it is. However, I want to remind
"Fears make strangers out of people who could be friends." - Shirley Maclaine I find this absolutely true as fear tends to take people away from you and not towards you. Most people don't like to be around people who are in fear, and I find that pretty sad. This is how you know who people really are and who your friends really are. You can even know if
"Whatever you cannot understand, you cannot possess." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe This reminds me of Halloween as I feel like I'm getting possessed by some witch. Just to mention that Hocus Pocus 2 is coming out in 2022 and I can't wait as I love the first one. Hocus Pocus is one of my all-time favorite movies and I first saw it when I was a kid. I
In the synagogue there was a man possessed by a demon, an impure spirit. He cried out at the top of his voice, “Go away! What do you want with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!” “Be quiet!” Jesus said sternly. “Come out of him!” Then the demon threw the man down before them all and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God." - John 3:18 ESV I want to start by defining what condemned means in the dictionary. According to Merriam Webster it means 3 things: declared to be reprehensible, wrong, or evil. pronounced guilty and sentenced to punishment - especially sentenced
"If any of you lacks wisdom, you should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to you. But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind." - James 1:5-6 NIV For first of all, what exactly is wisdom? According to Dictionary.com it means
"The Lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves the crushed in spirit." - Psalms 34:18 Those who are brokenhearted just know that God is watching over you and there is a reason why you are feeling these feelings. I think people who are brokenhearted need to feel what they feel to get them ready for greater things to come. If we don't become brokenhearted and don't feel those
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange, so she decides to do a DNA test! She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents! Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you! Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid! Husband: Well, you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital,
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month. The lady
In the Lord I take refuge. How then can you say to me: "Flee like a bird to your mountain. For look, the wicked bend their bows; they set their arrows against the strings to shoot from the shadows at the upright in heart." - Psalm 11:1-2 NIV This reminds me of many things, but for some reason it's getting me to think about birds. It's making me think the
Need money? Go to Walmart or Target to the self-checkout and grab someone's receipt that was left behind. Then go around finding the items, then return them with the receipt. Lol, this just may be a good idea. However, there is a lot of risk involved too. For example, let's say they find out that you are doing that, they might call the cops on you. When the cops
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family. This is not exactly true, but it is correct in some ways. For example, have you wondered that a man and woman are exactly different types of people. A man has different body structure and a different form of mentality. A woman can have a baby and it still is a miracle to
A naked bisexual polar bear with bipolar disorder is a bare bipolar bipolar bear. Lol, I don't even know where to begin, I think I'm lost already. Let's begin with what bisexual means: It is a person attracted to both sex types meaning man and woman. They are not attracted to only one gender, but both genders. Bipolar is someone that may have mood swings from excitement to depression
"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18 NIV What is pride anyway and what purpose is it for? Well, this Proverbs reminds of the war days thousands of years ago. When there were no weapons made of explosives, but rather handheld weapons. Weapons like arrows, knives, and swords. It reminds me of the war days because those days everything was based on pride. Soldiers
Yō mamma's so fat, when she put on her yellow raincoat and went outside, all the kids yelled the bus is coming! The bus is coming! What a wonderful joke, this is a good one and makes sense in a way. If you are wondering why it has to be a yellow raincoat? Well, it is because when you go shopping for raincoats, there seems to be a lot
Yō mama's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Lol, this is a joke that makes sense, and you just never know could be a possibility. I mean let's not forget just how big dinosaurs were. And if they fell down, it may just be that the ground was cracking up. Update As I'm updating this on February 15, 2022,
Only Chuck Norris can smell estrogen. I don't even know what kind of a joke this is and that if it even makes sense. If you are unaware of what estrogen is, it is basically what I like to say the growth of the body. It is deeper than it seems, and it controls many things from sexual to brain health and heart health. Which is why I like
If Chuck was on the walking dead, them zombies play dead when Chuck is around. I sure would play dead too, (lol) as I was growing up, Chuck was someone I was always looking up to. His movies and karate have inspired me from a child and until now. As I was a kid being in a karate class, I was always following Chuck and the interest I had
Blonde: "what does IDK stands for? " Brunette: "I Don't know." Blonde: "OMG nobody does." In realistic, IDK stands for "I Don't Know." Sometimes when people ask questions, and you are texting you can just reply back with IDK. It is shorter and faster and often makes sense as it is just a text. Obviously if you are writing an essay, you wouldn't write it like that. Or if
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!" Lol, another stupid blond joke and I don't know where this jokes
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claude Van Damme were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?" Chuck Norris said, "I would be Mozart." Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I would be Beethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Baach!" I'm not even sure how this is even funny, but it can be in a way. As we know that Arnold says "I'll
When you tell a 18-year-old girl if she wants to meet a guy she will ask "is he handsome." When you tell a 25-year-old girl she will "where does he work." And when you ask to a 30-year-old girl she will ask "where is he now." Well, in real world an 18-year-old has no care about her future and life. That is the stage where the girl is young
Me: "can you give me a ride to the store really quick?" Friend: "I'm not a damn taxi service, if I take you, I want some money out of it" Me: "that would make you a taxi service" Have you ever had a friend that would just use you for your car? Take me here and there, let's go here and there. Sometimes you may just want to be
I used to envy my grandparents. 60 years of marriage, and my grandpa still calls her "hun" and "love." I had to know his secret, and he told me... "I forgot her name years ago." I think we need to acknowledge older people very seriously. Sometimes when I see an older person, I get happy that I'm not there yet, but sooner or later we are all going to
